bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

(via ridiculouslyfascinating)

queerios-and-milk:

I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing. 

(via mike-the-bridge)

brianmalik:

*drinks a whole bottle of wine in one sitting* 

(via foreskinstein)

  • baby: d-d-d..
  • dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
  • baby: D I C K S Q U A D

wigglyweak:

who needs friends when you have fast wifi

(via witchomo)

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

(via edthegar)

at a horror movie

  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

trillow:

we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on

(via lohanthony)